The Honest Excuse Hoodie

No lies. No filters. Just honesty.
The Honest Excuse Hoodie says what everyone’s thinking — “Sorry I’m late, my alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it because I don’t want to be here.”

Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of pretending to care, this hoodie brings sarcasm, humor, and brutal truth together in one cozy, wearable mood. Whether you’re heading to work, class, or a social event you regret agreeing to, this piece does all the talking for you.

Soft, durable, and unapologetically real — this hoodie is the perfect fit for those who live life on their own time.

Features:

• Premium cotton-poly blend for maximum comfort

• Bold front print of the full quote for an in-your-face statement
  

• Adjustable drawstring hood & kangaroo pocket

• Unisex fit – true to size (size up for an oversized look)

• Machine washable, sarcasm-proof material

Style Tip:

Pair it with sweats, coffee, and a face that says, “I tried.” Add sunglasses if you’re avoiding human interaction.

Message:

Because honesty is the best excuse.

Keep it real.

Grab “The Honest Excuse Hoodie” today — for the days you show up, but your soul stays in bed.

• 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
• Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
• Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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